| crew | captain silky |
|---|---|
| role | commander of the programming armada |
| silky's ship has a bar, a pool table, and also several devices which are used to send signals via the waves. | |
| crew | captain sharp |
|---|---|
| role | to receive and record silky's wave messages and look out for Fail Whale sightings |
| not much is known about captain sharp's ship, except that it appears to have its own waves. impressive. | |
| crew | captain praxxis, wench bethanie |
|---|---|
| role | unknown |
| the ss ParadoX (known for its capitalisation of first and last letters) sails the seas of the internets from its slightly seedy home of Port PHP. | |
| crew | wolf - the one armed evil one |
|---|---|
| role | cartographer |
| in an effort to save money, the ss minnow was built with substantially less pixels then most of the other ships in this fleet. | |
| crew | captain yonderboy, wench jackienopants, wench evolkween, wench tephdee, wench colbsi |
|---|---|
| role | chief wench-gatherer |
|
having lost his wench to captain praxxis, yonderboy spends most of his
time trying to secure wenches for the wenchless.
yonderboy has recently stopped off at some foreign islands and, having spent his nights drinking, secured himself two new wenches: jackienopants (rated r) and evolkween ("my couch is extra bouncy. And so is my bosom. Arrrr!"). yonderboy has delivered again, convincing the lovely wench tephdee to come aboard the party boat; fast making the ss-hungry-hungry-hippo the place to be for the aspiring wench looking to make her way in the world, and the wenchless seeking to secure said wench. wench begets wench in the story of this boat. wenches are scrambling left and right to get a piece of captain yonderboy. he welcomes his latest recruit: wonderful wench colbsi. |
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| crew | Rene "CeciNEstPasUnProgrammeur" Chennault, wench snarkattack |
|---|---|
| role | interpretive dancer |
|
ceci, as he's affectionately known, got caught among the other programmers by accident on his way to the Management Islands.
being adverse to girls as he is, ceci has been handed a wench by the wench-gathering captain yonderboy: welcome snarkattack yee boy-dressed wench! |
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| crew | captain coliwilso and wench candysnap |
|---|---|
| role | party officers |
| not much is known about coliwilso and candy except they come from foreign lands with funny accents and organise parties. we think it's smashing. | |