| crew | captain silky |
|---|---|
| role | commander of the programming armada |
| silky's ship has a bar, a pool table, and also several devices which are used to send signals via the waves. | |
| crew | captain sharp |
|---|---|
| role | to receive and record silky's wave messages and look out for Fail Whale sightings |
| not much is known about captain sharp's ship, except that it appears to have its own waves. impressive. | |
| crew | wolf - the one armed evil one |
|---|---|
| role | cartographer |
| in an effort to save money, the ss minnow was built with substantially less pixels then most of the other ships in this fleet. | |
| crew | captain yonderboy, wench jackienopants, wench evolkween, wench tephdee, wench colbsi |
|---|---|
| role | chief wench-gatherer |
|
yonderboy has recently stopped off at some foreign islands and, having
spent his nights drinking, secured himself two new wenches: jackienopants (rated r)
and evolkween ("my couch is extra bouncy. And so is my bosom. Arrrr!").
wench begets wench in the story of this boat. wenches are scrambling left and right to get a piece of captain yonderboy. he welcomes his latest recruit: wonderful wench colbsi. |
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| crew | Rene "CeciNEstPasUnProgrammeur" Chennault, wench snarkattack |
|---|---|
| role | interpretive dancer |
|
ceci, as he's affectionately known, got caught among the other programmers by accident on his way to the Management Islands.
being adverse to girls as he is, ceci has been handed a wench by the wench-gathering captain yonderboy: welcome snarkattack yee boy-dressed wench! |
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| crew | captain coliwilso and wench candysnap |
|---|---|
| role | party officers |
| not much is known about coliwilso and candy except they come from foreign lands with funny accents and organise parties. we think it's smashing. | |